Being A Friend To Lonely Women (unedited)

My annoyed friend Clinton popped another IHOP onion ring appetizer in his mouth because it was much more enjoyable than biting his tongue, and he was way too polite to talk with his mouth full.

He achingly wanted to go off on his cousin but held back due to her recent loss of her mother.

When he suggested she give me some of her late mother’s clothes when they clean out her small apartment, she mentioned she would need all of the dresses because she was soon to be a doctor’s wife.